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You would be amazed at how remarkably stupid people can be I have met people that are capable of doing things that a 3 year old knows is stupidI posted in that thread and still maintain that it was a complete joke. Nobody is that dumb (I want to believe) and it's something I could see posting to yank people's chains. Like "where do I mount the child seat" or "reverse isn't working." Someone made a joke thread after that about drinking the engine additive.
Now the guy that cut his fingers off was a total asshat. Moving chain and sprocket is bad news, but to have the bike running?! He was a cop too IIRC - they let him carry a gun!