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I really need to get out of the house
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An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in

Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there

the next day. When he reached his hotel. He decided to send his wife a

quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address,

he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one

letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly wife whose husband

had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her

e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell

to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the


Dearest wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your loving husband.

P.S..... Sure is hot down here.

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