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I really need to get out of the house
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One evening, the rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple

for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there

it was too late and the man had died.

While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a

mess. He asked the lady what symptons the man had suffered and if

anything had precipitated the heart attack.

The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started

moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting, and sweating. I

thought he was coming, but I guess he was going!
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