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Two men were driving through North Carolina when they got pulled over by a
State Trooper.
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> The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
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> The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the
head with his nightstick.
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> "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
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> "You're in North Carolina, son," the trooper answered.
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> "When we pull you over in North Carolina, you better have your license
ready by the time we get to your car."
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> "I'm sorry, officer, "the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't
know your laws here."
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> The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the
guy his license back.
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> The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
window.
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> The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him
on the head with the nightstick.
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> "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
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> "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
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> "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
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> "Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the
road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say,
> 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"
 

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and I'm from NY...................... That funny shit.
 
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