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My wife sent this to me

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
Go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
The mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But,
Whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
Discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just
As she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
Go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
Yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
Himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"


See, men just don't listen !
 

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hale said:
My wife sent this to me

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
Go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
The mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But,
Whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
Discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just
As she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
Go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
Yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
Himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"


See, men just don't listen !
rofl3.gif Good un!

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True story: Went into a customer's house, my wife saw the parrot and greeted it, to which the parrot replied "F--k you". Home owner then told us to ignore the parrot who continued to say FU and a few other choice phrases. :lol:
 

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