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Don't Mess With Old Guys

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.

After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is, he said. I will bet $100 that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right, Dumb Ass, get in."


 

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Wise old man! Funny.
 

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Young boy tells his mother he's bored
She replies, what about all your toys?
I'm tired of those toys he says
She thinks for a minute and asks him, What about the dog? You could play fetch with the dog.
No way mom, he replies, the dog bites me.
She thinks for a minute and says, There's a new gas staion being built on the corner, why don't you go down there and watch from behind the fence.
Great idea the boy says and heads off.
The boy comes back an hour later and his mother asks him if he learned anything.
He says yep, that goddamn steel is heavy!!
Go out and get me a switch young man, we don't use that language in this house she yells at him.
The boy looks at his mother and says

Fuck you bitch that's the electrician's job.
 
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