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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster
for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and
says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come
on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done
to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' The
young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.' The
old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the
farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken
coop.' The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old
man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.' The old rooster
takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off
running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the
young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old
rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual
spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old
Rooster is squalking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his
shotgun and- BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly
shakes his head and says, 'Dammit......third gay rooster I bought this
month.' Moral of this story? .... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age,
skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!
 

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