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So a guy goes into a supermarket.......
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM
AND SAY'S HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER
FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"

SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE
HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE
STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL
MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY a** WITH WET CELERY
AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?"








SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER."
 

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I hate it when that happens! Funny thing... one of my son's current teachers is an old conquest that I hit while dating my son's mom (pre son). Parent conferences were a bit strange!
 

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miykl said:
I hate it when that happens! Funny thing... one of my son's current teachers is an old conquest that I hit while dating my son's mom (pre son). Parent conferences were a bit strange!
I'll bet they are!
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damn pongo. You've got jokes coming out the arse. :crackup: :crackup: :lol: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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its friday and i want people going into the weekend happy...plus bd said i needed to improve my rep....lol
 
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