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Licensed Dist of HaterAde
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This one isn't a goldie BUT my mom sent it my way and i got a little chuckle out of it so here ya go......

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after and
house her neighbor's male dog while they were away on vacation. She had a
large house however and believed that she could keep them apart but as she
was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed
downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to
disengage as so frequently happens when they mate.

Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was
late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. Having
explained the problem to him, the vet said. "Hang up the phone and place it
down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the
ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw."

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

"It just worked for me" he replied.:mrgreen:
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