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> 40-ish...................................49.
> Adventurous...........................Slept with everyone.
> Athletic.................................No breasts.
> Average looking.....................Moooo.
> Beautiful................................Pathological liar.
> Emotionally Secure...............On medication.
> Feminist...............................Fat.
> Free spirit.............................Junkie.
> Friendship first......................Former slut.
> New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
> Old-fashioned.......................No Blow Jobs.
> Open-minded........................Desperate.
> Outgoing...............................Loud and Embarrassing.
> Professional.........................Bitch.
> Voluptuous...... ....................Very Fat.
> Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
> Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> 1. Yes = No
> 2. No = Yes
> 3. Maybe = No
> 4. We need = I want
> 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
> 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> 3. I am tired = I am tired
> 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit =I'm gay
 

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:lol::lol: Good one Haggis!:thumbsup:

Women Personal ad.....going to watch what I say from now on.:lol:

Women English......so true!!:lol:

Mens English.....proof thats all men think about!!!:lol:
 

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"Large Frame=Hugely Fat" hahaha:crackup:
 
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