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A horse patrol cop is patrolling his beat after the new year,
When he comes upon a little girl riding her new bike.
He says, little girl, did Santa Claus bring you that new bike??
She says, Yes sir, he sure did.
He says well, next time tell Santa to put some reflectors on it and fines her 5 bucks.

She says, Officer.... He says yes..
Did Santa bring you that big horsey for Christmas??
He chuckles a bit and says, Yes he did...
She says well, next time,
Tell Santa that the Dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.!!!!!!!!
 

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Lol awsome
 

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My wife told me this one and I laughed my ass off when I heard it,
So I figured I would pass it on to you guys.
It is funny.
 
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