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"As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the
pubs back home.
In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord
goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks,
He'll buy the fifth drink.

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the
Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first
two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Newfie. "Back home in Sin
Jahn's, Canada, there's the Codfish Bar. The moment you set foot in the place,
they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually.
Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat
you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately shout down the Newfie's
claims, but he swears every word is true.

"Well," said the Englishman, still suspicious. "Did this
actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Newf. "But it did
happen to me sister quite a few times.


PS: A Newfie, is a guy from Newfoundland, Canada.......known to be .......well, you read it!!!! :lol:
 

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"As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the
pubs back home.
In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord
goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks,
He'll buy the fifth drink.

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the
Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first
two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Newfie. "Back home in Sin
Jahn's, Canada, there's the Codfish Bar. The moment you set foot in the place,
they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually.
Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat
you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately shout down the Newfie's
claims, but he swears every word is true.

"Well," said the Englishman, still suspicious. "Did this
actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Newf. "But it did
happen to me sister quite a few times.


PS: A Newfie, is a guy from Newfoundland, Canada.......known to be .......well, you read it!!!! :lol:
Being from Newfoundland, I think thats damn funny...

PS. It happened to both my sisters.
 

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Funny as hell!!! Still don't understand what a skreech in is???
 
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