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CIA Job Opening
>The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
>checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2
>men and a woman For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men
>to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you
>will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
>Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
>The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
>The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
>wife and go home."
>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
>went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the
>man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions
>to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
>were heard, one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard
>screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes,
>all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She
>wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she
>said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>Moral: Never put a woman to the test
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