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Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman
>came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each
>other,
>and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
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>She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I
>lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
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>The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to
>draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of
>it
>wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up
>and
>asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course,
>it's
>right there."
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>Click THE LINK BELOW to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:!
>




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It's a repost I think from last year but yeah....very funny.:crackup:
 

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Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?
A: To hide the valve stem!
Submitted by: B.J. Schuller

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel
 
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