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> A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
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> Back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,
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> "Can I help you Sir?"
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> "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.
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> The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
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> "It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.
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> About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging
> Out of his fly for all the world to see.
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> He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
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> Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
> Missing a beat, blurts out....
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> "Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!
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and my Aunt sends me this!!!!!!!:crackup::crackup:
 
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