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Did you know there are female hormones in beer?
If you drink too much it makes you talk crap and drive horrible

What does a woman and carpet have in common?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them later

How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asks, "What's that for?"
Husband "It's for your headache."
Wife "I don't have a headache"
He replies, "Gotcha!"
 

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Oh no, you done let all the secrets out................:lol:
 
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