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A BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW


January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllooo!!! ... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!


March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said, "2-4 years!"


April - Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went out!!


May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!


June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.


July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!


August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ..car swamped because soft-top was open.


September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???


October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.


November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound, and I weigh 108!!!


December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!



What a year!!
 

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