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1. Because a motorcycle, any motorcycle, is less expensive than a woman
2. Your motorcycle doesn't mind if you call her a Hog
3. Your motorcycle is happy with what ever time you spend on her
4. A motorcycle doesn't spend your money on useless accessories to wear, and then never wear them
5. After riding the same motorcycle for years, you still enjoy riding it
6. When you buy your motorcycle a gift, it doesn't say: it's the wrong size or color
7. Your bike will take you anywhere you want without complaining
8. Your motorcycle will never leave you for another rider
9. You can have as many motorcycles as you want
10. They don't complain about always being on the bottom
11. It's cool for them to make loud noises around people
12. They turn on with a push of a button
13. A motorcycle doesn't care if it's a small size
14. The only place your bike wants to be is between your legs
15. Motorcycles will give you a good ride everytime you mount it
16. When you go looking for rings, they are measured in CC's, not karats
17. Motorcycles don't tell you that the last rider was better than you
18. Your motorcycle doesn't want to talk after you ride it
19. When you get a motorcycle it doesn't come with a mother in law
20. When you are done with your motorcycle, it's still worth something
21. Because they don't take you to places where you don't want to go
22. Because they don't whine about you being out all night
23. Because they are always grateful for a good lube job day or night
24. Because they don't say lets cuddle after a long ride
25. You can rub them all over and a motorcycle will never tell you to stop
26. When you're done riding your bike, your private parts don't smell bad
27. You never have to wait for a motorcycle
28. They're ready to go 24 hours a day
29. Motorcycles don't hate their bodies
30. Motorcycles understand that riding in circles is better than asking for directions
31. Anyone can get a good looking motorcycle
32. Good motorcycles are available everywhere
33. The thrill of the ride is never absent on a motorcycle
34. You can rev up your motorcycle with a simple twist of the wrist
35. Your buddies will ask you first before they take a ride on your motorcycle
36. A motorcycle doesn't care if you've forgotten the anniversary of the day you first rode it
37. A motorcycle doesn't insist on "protection" before you can ride it
38. A motorcycle will never fool around on you
39. Putting larger headlamps on your motorcycle is relatively cheap
40. You don't have to spend much when taking your motorcycle out for a drink
41. A motorcycle won't hide parking tickets from you
42. You can ride a motorcycle any time of the month
43. Motorcycles don't insult you if your a bad rider
44. It's always ok to use tie downs on your motorcycle
45. If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it
46. Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden
47. Motorcycles don't care if you have bad breath and are unshaven
 

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24 is my fav.
 

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26. When you're done riding your bike, your private parts don't smell bad

Not sure about that one. Last time I went to the Gap I wore my leathers 5 days in a row. I'm sure I was doing some crotch pot cooking by the last day. :badteeth:
 

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26. When you're done riding your bike, your private parts don't smell bad

Not sure about that one. Last time I went to the Gap I wore my leathers 5 days in a row. I'm sure I was doing some crotch pot cooking by the last day. :badteeth:
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