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***AND THE WINNER IS...*** *Contest* ColorRite

Our generous sponsor from ColorRite (http://www.colorrite.com/) has a special giveaway this month.

We have a aerosol set (w/base as needed) for your bike.
Not just a color "match" but the "original factory color".

How to enter: Post a funny photo or a joke.

How to Win: Winner will be chosen at random

See it here: http://www.colorrite.com/

Good Luck!




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one thats been around for a while .... best if said in a ted kennedy voice...

There once was a man from Nantucket
... err ahh ...
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
... err ahh ...
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."

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A guy goes into a convenience store and asks for a Kit Kat Chunky. The clerk gives him a Kit Kat Chunky and he says "I asked for a Kit Kat you fat bitch."

That is the Curse of Speed which has plagued me all my life. I am a slave to it. On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME."
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It's a beautifal warm spring day and a man and his wife are at
the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and
pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He
jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet),
panting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is
obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife
tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips,
wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets
even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then
the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she
does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down.

Now try lifting your dress up your thighs... this drives the
gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his
wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage and slings her
in with the gorilla. "Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"

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A guy goes into a convenience store and asks for a Kit Kat Chunky. The clerk gives him a Kit Kat Chunky and he says "I asked for a Kit Kat you fat bitch."

Sarah Palin and friends can call it a snow machine all they want but Yamaha, Polaris and Bombardier plus the related magazines all seem to call them Snowmobiles.

Snow machines create snow on ski slopes. Just sayin'
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