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post #1 of 14 Old 08-10-2008, 11:42 AM Thread Starter
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Thumbs up are you my father?

THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.


He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'



To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ' No, I'm your son 's teacher.'

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That's just wrong. but funny.

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holy crap thats hilarious

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2005 GSXR 600 track bike
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Nice...good laugh...


Hey in your signature, are you secretly infatuated with 1st gen bikes?? you say you have a second gen but that pic is definitely a 1st gen.
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Nice...good laugh...


Hey in your signature, are you secretly infatuated with 1st gen bikes?? you say you have a second gen but that pic is definitely a 1st gen.
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that was pretty funny
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