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post #1 of 12 Old 03-30-2008, 11:00 PM Thread Starter
 
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You might be a member of the Taliban if...

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

4. You’ve never been asked, “Does this burka make my butt look big?”

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. A common compliment is, “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”

And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban:

1. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean
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lol great find and so true..... i liked that one.... i like what u have done to your cave lolol

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