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Yo mamma so fat jokes

come up with genuine yo mamma so fat jokes.

yo mama so fat, when shes in a stealth submarine she gets picked by the radar.

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post #2 of 66 Old 12-08-2010, 09:54 PM
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Yo mama so fat, when she jump in the air, she get stuck!
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Yo momma's so fat she actually has three smaller fat chicks orbiting around her

Thank you Al Bundy for that one LOL

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Yo momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
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yo mamas so fat that when she gets cut she bleeds GRAVY!!!!!!

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Yo momma's so fat she actually has three smaller fat chicks orbiting around her

Thank you Al Bundy for that one LOL
hahahahahhahahahaha

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Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please!
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Yo mama's so fat that when she has sex her ass hits the ceiling fan!

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Yo mamas so fat shes taller lying down than standing up!

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Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate!
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