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Women jokes

Yes, low brow.

No class, i knows it. But they should make you laugh.




- What do you do if your wife is ten feet out of the kitchen?
- Shorten her chain

- What do you do if she's 20 feet out?
- Shoot her, she's makin a break for it.

- Why shouldn't women drive?
- Because there's no road between the laundry room and the kitchen.

- What do you say to a group of battered wives?
- Nothing, cuz THEY DON'T LISTEN!



So my old lady was givin me some lip a few weeks back.. and i says to her, i says "Nicole, if you keep actin like this you won't see me for 3 days"... that rightly put her in her place for a few days but sure enough a few days later she's givin me lip again!!! So i says to her, i says "Nicole, if you do this one more time you wont see me for three days!!!".. Again, this smartens her up for a few days but then.. sure enough a few days later she's givin me lip again!!!!!

The first day, she didnt see me.
The second day, she didn't see me.
The third day, she saw my a little out of her right eye.


In all seriousness, I loves my Nicole :P Its just jokes!!! Ahahahaha

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I like the one where women shouldnt drive. I'll try that one out tonight...my mother in law's in town too!




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I like the one where women shouldnt drive. I'll try that one out tonight...my mother in law's in town too!

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Just saw this today- seems like the place for it.
Or did I just make this NWS?
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Here is another classic

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes???

Nothing you already told her twice!

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PS. This is by far the most epic fail I have ever laid my eyes on. Holes in the ECU guy and "yut ugh" guy and NOS energy drink guy are all so relieved you came along and destroyed their epic failness with your damn speed holes in the frame.

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I like the one where women shouldnt drive. I'll try that one out tonight...my mother in law's in town too!
Do it!

Let me know how it works out. ;)

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Just saw this today- seems like the place for it.
thats hilarious. Not married though so no use for it yet.

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PS. This is by far the most epic fail I have ever laid my eyes on. Holes in the ECU guy and "yut ugh" guy and NOS energy drink guy are all so relieved you came along and destroyed their epic failness with your damn speed holes in the frame.

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