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post #1 of 12 Old 10-27-2008, 01:14 PM Thread Starter
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Women execution style...

Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…" Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

"Be kind and courteous to everyone you come in contact with but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
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post #2 of 12 Old 10-27-2008, 07:40 PM
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yeah so I read it and looked away as the light bulb lit.. and blurted a laugh.. haven't heard that one.. the wife is blond...gonna so see if she finds it funny lol

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Classic blondes! Hahaha

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works the same with an irishman, scottsman and an englishman
guess how it works
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i think just bout everybody loves a good blonde.... joke
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