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post #1 of 9 Old 11-13-2007, 11:27 PM Thread Starter
 
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The wife

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking
it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.

After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again
and asks for another beer.

This happens about another seven times before the bartender
asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there.
When she looks good enough, I'll go home."
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post #2 of 9 Old 11-14-2007, 10:48 AM
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post #5 of 9 Old 11-18-2007, 09:33 AM
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That's going to be a long night...good one.
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