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Why am I so Special, Pa?

"How was your first day in third grade, Johnny?" askes the father

"Good," said Johnny. "The teacher asked each of us to count to 100. Some kids couldnt get past 30, but I made it all the way to 100 without a single mistake!"

That's good, son. That's because you're from Arkansas.

After the next day of school, he asked again.

"I did good today, too, Dad. In language class, we had to say the alphabet. Some kids couldnt get past P, but I made all the way to Z without a single mistake!"

"Thats good, son. That's because you're from Arkansas.

After the third day of school, Johnny came home looking troubled.

"Whats the matter, son?" asked Dad

"Oh I dunno. Today we had Physical Education, and afterwords, in the shower, I noticed that, well, the other boys in my class, uh, well Dad, they all have a little tiny ones. Mine must be ten times bigger then theirs!" Is that because I'm from Arkansas?"

"No son," explained Dad. "Thats because you're 18!"



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