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post #1 of 10 Old 08-07-2008, 12:49 PM Thread Starter
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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigerette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom

Lady 1: Where'd you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, the first lady hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the pharamacist that she wanted to buy a package of condoms.

The guy looked at her kind of strangely, ( she was, after all, in her 80s), but politely asked what brand she preferred.

"Doesnt matter," she replied, "as long as it fits a Camel."



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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigerette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom

Lady 1: Where'd you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, the first lady hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the pharamacist that she wanted to buy a package of condoms.

The guy looked at her kind of strangely, ( she was, after all, in her 80s), but politely asked what brand she preferred.

"Doesnt matter," she replied, "as long as it fits a Camel."
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Red you find the craziest things to post on here.

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Red you find the craziest things to post on here.


either you like it or hate it.....I just try to post some jokes!!



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