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post #1 of 12 Old 10-02-2010, 01:27 PM Thread Starter
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Truth For Adults......

Truth For Adults

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

3. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

4. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

5. Was learning cursive really necessary?

6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

9. Bad decisions make good stories.

10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

11. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

14. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

16. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

17. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

18. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

19. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

20. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

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post #2 of 12 Old 10-02-2010, 01:31 PM
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lol, I can relate to most of those.

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Fuck I'm old,

Her:Blah, blah, blah, blah, ok? Did you hear me?

Me:Yeap


Her:WTF are you doing? I just told you what we're doing, gawdamnit you weren't listening were you?

Me: What??

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Fuck I'm old,

Her:Blah, blah, blah, blah, ok? Did you hear me?

Me:Yeap


Her:WTF are you doing? I just told you what we're doing, gawdamnit you weren't listening were you?

Me: What??
when my mom sent me this and i read it i thought.....YUP that ones gotta go on the forum for my fellow "older or VETERAN riders"!!

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im 24 and most of those ring true for me
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I'm not even that old, but I think I have Alzheimers already. I don't think she's realized it yet, but if she'd take her shirt off and talk to me, my attention would be all hers.

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Good post, and very true to most.

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im 24 and most of those ring true for me
To quote: "Its not the years, its the mileage."

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