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post #1 of 13 Old 11-18-2011, 09:38 AM Thread Starter
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Too funny, best salesman ever!

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Glad he don't sell around here. I'd buy everything.
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He should quit his job and get into stand up comedy.

He's got some talent there.


But on a side note, could you imagine him trying to sell some Starbucks coffee on here?
um... wait....On second thought.. nevermind.

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This guy is brilliant!

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That was awesome. I run salesmen off with the quickness, but him... I'd have to buy from.

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That was awesome. I run salesmen off with the quickness, but him... I'd have to buy from.
I would give him 20 bucks just for makin me laugh my ass off! Looks like he sells a good product too. How was it in Tommy Boy, this guy could sell a ketchup popcicle to a woman in white gloves.

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He would have sold me


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looks like a great product and best salesman i've ever seen.

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I would totally HBO!
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post #10 of 13 Old 11-19-2011, 11:04 PM
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hahahaha.. dude's funny as hell. I'd have bought 6 bottles.

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