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post #1 of 9 Old 03-26-2011, 07:30 PM Thread Starter
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Tight Skirt

Aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
Come up to the height of the first step of the bus..

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
Driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little.

Thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
Behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
Second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her

Chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
To unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
Picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the

Step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Good Samaritan
And yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even
Know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I

Would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three

Times, I kinda figured we was friends.'

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Until it comes time to start doing what you were meant to do."

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post #2 of 9 Old 03-26-2011, 07:32 PM
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lol, not bad.

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hahahaha...oh texas humor....
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hahaha good one

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