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post #1 of 7 Old 11-22-2007, 10:28 PM Thread Starter
 
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Three Things to Ponder

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


Cows

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate
11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


The Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...
It creates a hostile work environment.
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You speak the truth my friend

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." - Edmond Burke (1729-1797)
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Funny and the truth be told.

"Any man who says he is an AMERICAN, but something else also, isn't an AMERICAN at all.
We have room for but one flag, the AMERICAN FLAG .... We have room for but one language here, and that is the ENGLISH LANGUAGE...
And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the AMERICAN PEOPLE" TR
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Number 3 is so true ...Unfortunately!

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