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Three Bulls

One sunny day there were three bulls grazing in a pasture of a large cattle ranch. A large bull, a medium bull and a small bull.

While grazing, the large bull pauses.. looks at the other two bulls and says "you know.. life is good. i've got all this sunshine, plenty of room to graze and most of the cows here are mine... there's never a time when i want to get some play that i cant find a cow.

The medium bulls responds. "well you took most of my cows.. but you know, i still have enough here to get by. i can't really complain"

The small bull says "whatever, fuck you guys... you took all my cows.. i don't fuckin care anymore"

Just then the three bulls notice that Farmer Fred has returned to the ranch with his truck and trailer.

The large bull says "oh yah, did you guys hear about the new bull we're getting? well i dont know about you guys but if this bull thinks he's getting any of my cows he's got another thing coming!"

The medium bull says "well.... im not that big.. i mean i could let him have some of my cows.. you know, as a kinda peace offering"

The small bull says "who gives a shit!? i don't have any cows... fuck"

At this point the farm hands are trying to lead the bull out of the trailer. This monster of a bull is throwin the farm hands around like play things and just about tore the trailer open like a can of sardines... The three bulls watch this unfold for a few minutes before the large bull says..

"WELL!!! ummm... i guess i could give this new guy some of my cows.. i dont want to cause any trouble.. you know"

The medium bull says "Holy shit! He can have all of my cows!!!"

And then the small bull starts rippin and snortin and makin all kindsa ruckus!! The two other bulls look on with confused looks on their faces before the large bulls asks "hey man... why are you gettin so excited?? you don't have any cows to protect"

The small bull, wild and crazy eyed looks back at him and says "I KNOW! I JUST WANT HIM TO KNOW IM A BULL!!!!"

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