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post #1 of 13 Old 05-11-2008, 05:43 PM Thread Starter
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Things a perfect woman would say....

1. I'll swallow it all....I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. Oh come on, what do ya say, we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
4. God...if I dont get to blow you soon, I swear i'm gonna bust!
5. I know its alot tighter back there but would you please try again?
6. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
7. Id rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
8. Lets subscribe to Hustler
9. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
10. I'll be out painting the house.
11. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
12. Honey...our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
13. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
14. Your mother did a great job raising you.
15. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
16. Shouldnt you be down at the bar with your bubbies?
17. That was a great fart! Do another one!
18. I signed up for yoga so I can get my ankles behind my head for you...



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keep wishing....Iridium
Why ya gotta single ME out of all the guys who responded?? Must be like that whole "pick on the person you like" grade school thing!
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I'm still looking for one of those!!

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