I really need to get out of the house
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: on my bike..... : )
Things to never say to a COP!!!
1. I cant reach my licence unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didnt realize my radar dectector wasnt plugged in.
3. Arent you that guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must have been doing at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!
5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
8. Bad cop! No Donut!
9. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
10. Didnt I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?
11. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends nightstand.
12. I pay your salary!
13. So, uh, you on the take, or what?
14. Gee, Officer, thats terrific, the last office only gave me a warning too!
15. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Silly boys ninjas are for GIRLS