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post #1 of 12 Old 11-18-2007, 10:36 PM Thread Starter
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Things man never say

Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:

1. Here honey, you use the remote.

2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

3. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

5. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the Wallpaper store with me?

6. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

7. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.

8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

9. We never talk anymore

"Never trade the thrill of living, for the security of existence"
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I can guarantee you will never hear me speak any of those words in my home.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." - Edmond Burke (1729-1797)
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I thought the same thing when I was reading, I would never ever say those words not even if I was dating miss universe.

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i think a few of them would be said if you were trying to get something

Nancy is not looking backwards for very long, shes moving forward opening new doors & doing new things because she's curious & curiosity keeps leading her down new paths! if you dont like it
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The ONLY one I might let slide to get some is letting her have the remote.

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I thought the same thing when I was reading, I would never ever say those words not even if I was dating miss universe.
.....I would say all those words If I was dating "miss universe" but yeah over time even that will wear out....damm I sound shallow, I think I need to go watch one of my favorite movies Shallow Hal
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The ONLY one I might let slide to get some is letting her have the remote.
I might offer #4 - let her think you are a gentleman.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." - Edmond Burke (1729-1797)
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8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.





^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This is my all time favorite! #1 reason why I don't go to the store with wife.:headshake

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I'm sorry, but I don't understand any of those words in your post....
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theres some more for sure...

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