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post #1 of 9 Old 11-17-2011, 11:48 AM Thread Starter
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tampons & cigarettes ......

A guy walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks is she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct isle.

A few minutes later he deposits a large bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the check-out counter.

Confused, the sales lady says, "I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper; because it was sooooooo much cheaper. So I figure that if I have to roll my own...........so does she."

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Originally Posted by nakedinseattle View Post
in reference to the man card issue, let me clarify it for everyone, " If a man builds a 1000 bridges and sucks one cock, that doesnt make him a bridge builder, it makes him a cock sucker..."
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that is awesome! I wonder if my ol lady would go for that???

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that is stupid funny

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