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Swirving blonde

There was a blonde going down a highway, and was swerving left, and right, left, and right, and she continues to do this for about a mile on down the road. Finally a police man pulls her over and asks, "Madam, if you dont mind me asking, what are you doing?!?!?!

The blonde says, "I have to keep swerving or else I will wreck and hit the tree!!"

The police man says. "Madam, thats not a tree, its your air freshener"



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