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post #1 of 15 Old 06-28-2008, 12:03 AM Thread Starter
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Sunday morning sex

Sunday Morning

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning.'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people that were nearly
100 years old, having sex would surely be asking for trouble. 'Oh, no,
my dear,'
replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we
figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too stren uous, simply "IN "on the Ding, and "OUT" on the
Dong.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive
today if the Ice Cream Truck hadn't come along

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that was pretty good.

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damn that was funny
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