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post #1 of 5 Old 05-11-2008, 07:38 AM Thread Starter
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Stupid on the Beach

A mother and father took little Johnny to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.

She told little Johnny, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

Little Johnny, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replies, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with the answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

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