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post #1 of 7 Old 11-05-2011, 03:54 PM Thread Starter
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I think this is my own repost but oh well, thought this was funny as hell.....
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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."

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post #2 of 7 Old 11-05-2011, 05:15 PM
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Ha ha ha
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post #3 of 7 Old 11-05-2011, 06:04 PM
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That's funny.
I've got a schnauzer as well,every month I get some tweezers and pull the hair out.She didn't like it at first,but has gotten used to it.

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post #4 of 7 Old 11-05-2011, 07:24 PM
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If your hair is short and nappy...
Afrosheen will make you happy.
Anyone remember that one from the 1970's ?
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post #5 of 7 Old 11-09-2011, 01:04 PM
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good stuff right there!!!

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Haha, That's awesome

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post #7 of 7 Old 11-09-2011, 03:32 PM
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A hairless Schnauzer, Ha Ha. Now picture that huh???

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Anyone remember that one from the 1970's ?
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