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Dolly (Doyle Brunson) told this one on "Poker After Dark" the other night.

A guy in Heaven was talking to St. Peter and asked....
"What are all of those clocks on the wall for?"
St Peter replied...
"Those are lie clocks. Every time you lie the clock moves."
The man asked...
"Whose clock is that?"
St Peter replied...
"That's Mother Teresa's clock...It never moved, she never told a lie."
The man asked...
"And who's clock is that?"
St Peter replied...
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock...It moved twice."
Then the man asked...
"Where's George W's clock?"
St Peter replied...

"Ohh! Jesus keeps that one in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan."



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that is awesome. a ceiling fan. good stuff



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