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post #1 of 5 Old 05-27-2008, 08:07 PM Thread Starter
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A weathy man was having an affair with an Italian women for a few years.

One night, during one of their renderezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child cupport until the child turned 18.

She agreed , but wondered how he would know the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail a post card, and write "spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later, " he said.

the wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written, " Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."



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