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post #1 of 11 Old 09-23-2008, 06:45 PM Thread Starter
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde women from Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you dont mind, but I feel much luckier when I play Topless." With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on Baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down, and squealed....YES!!! YES!!! I WON I WON!!!!!

She hugged each of the dealers. Then she picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I dont know. I thought you were watching."


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LOL Good one
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I bet they didn't even know she was blonde either.

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