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post #1 of 14 Old 05-17-2008, 04:52 PM Thread Starter
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A high school English teacher reminds hew class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I wont tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family....but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!!

A smartass guy in the back of the room riases his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" the entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."



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