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post #1 of 4 Old 07-13-2010, 12:22 AM Thread Starter
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Maybe NWS because of language.

This is the best one so far!


Kittens for my Tiger
Posted at: 2009-06-09 02:00:01
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litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org

Hi,

I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

Mike,

Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

Mike



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That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.

From Shannon ******* to Me

NO.

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post #2 of 4 Old 07-13-2010, 12:33 AM
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post #3 of 4 Old 07-13-2010, 02:41 AM
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sorry but the car crushing shit was a joke+2


screw the kittens lol

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post #4 of 4 Old 07-13-2010, 02:44 AM
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Mike Hunt? = "my cunt"?
there's some pretty good ones on there though, I like the monster truck demolition!!!

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