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Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work; but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy', then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of goodness are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '...And where do you think you're going?'


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She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.'

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post #2 of 5 Old 04-14-2008, 08:47 AM
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Hilarious.

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