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post #1 of 20 Old 12-30-2008, 09:17 AM Thread Starter
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Talking rules for women riding biotch

Bike Hoes Beware....Theyre Onto You!!!!!

1.If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride.

2. If your gonna go for a ride go on with the niceest bike hes the one who is least likley to crash and kill you.If he has a nice bke hes prob. been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all gonna laugh at you.Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH!

3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up.

4. If your FAT! save yourself some embaressment and us the agrivation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz YOUR FAT B8TCH!!!! we can only be sooo nice. Use your head.

5.If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsability to get someone to take her.

6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! we have to go first no one else knows how to get where we are going (Right guys )

7. Showing your tits will get you selected first for a bike ride.

8.STOP!!!!! [email protected]#$ing bashing your helmet into the back of my 600 dollar helmet thank you.

9. Move back and stick your ass out your squishing my nuts.

10 Stop scratching my tank with your J-Lo ring set

11. Yes it is too possible to jerk me off while im driving my bike (Note: This will also ensure you another bike ride anytime)

12. It is customary to pay for motorcycle rides with oral sex.

NOTE: If your skills arent up to par it is def. ok to have a girlfriend of yours assist you. Team work is what its all about.)

13. We know when a girls like the bike and not us if everytime we call its always the same shit can we go on the bike.....NO!!!!..... its f8cking December bitch.

14. Dont lean this bike has one driver and it me so sit there and relax.

15. No your not gonna "GO FLYING RIGHT OFF" (Unless you piss me off then its a possibility)

16. Yes im gonna go fast stop being a p8ssy.

17. yes i just adjusted my mirrors to see your tits.

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post #2 of 20 Old 12-30-2008, 09:42 AM
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Hell yes...... I need to put that on my wall right by my bike.

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This is a very squidly thread.
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post #5 of 20 Old 12-30-2008, 05:44 PM
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Silly boys ninjas are for GIRLS
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post #6 of 20 Old 12-30-2008, 05:55 PM
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9. Move back and stick your ass out your squishing my nuts.

MOST DEF bro that drives me crazy

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Then there is always the "ride your own bike".


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post #8 of 20 Old 12-30-2008, 07:46 PM
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rule #12 should be the first and last rule as well

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rule #12 should be the first and last rule as well
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