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Rough livin on the Farm

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they
live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his
chores.

'Not yet,' said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does
his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off so when
he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he
feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds
the pigs, he kicks a pig. He goes back in for
breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.

'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why
don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.

'Well,' his mother say's, 'I saw you kick a
chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I
saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a
week you aren't getting any milk.'

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a
smile, and says, 'You gonna tell him or should I?

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heard it before but still pretty good.

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That's a damn funny joke!
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I really need to get out of the house
 
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