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post #1 of 8 Old 08-25-2008, 10:53 AM Thread Starter
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new
car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah '?
A. About three inches.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!
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post #2 of 8 Old 08-25-2008, 11:19 AM
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Silly boys ninjas are for GIRLS
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post #3 of 8 Old 08-25-2008, 11:24 AM
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Im cryin over here

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"Today we were unlucky. But remember, we have only to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always."
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, very funny!!

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.
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You know when you here girls saying, like aww I was so shit faced last night I shouldn't have fucked that guy............We could be that mistake!!
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