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post #1 of 25 Old 12-02-2008, 02:01 PM Thread Starter
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I'm a lil bored so lets here em, I'll start.

How do you circumsize a redneck???

Ya Kick his sister in the jaw
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You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

I love these
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Most fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time."

Redneck versions starts off with "ya'll ain't gon' believe this shit."

At its core, the Ninja ZX-10R is a motorcycle built for the accomplished rider who can fully appreciate its capabilities--whether put to the test at a racetrack, or merely the focus of bench-racing conversation. It is, by all standards, the embodiment of the ultimate superbike.


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What did the 12 year old red neck girl say to her father?
"Get of me Daddy. Your crushing my cigarettes."

War is about killing people and breaking things. It ain't the olympics. Its not supposed to be fair. Tom Clancy

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A redneck man and woman walked away from the divorce court; the woman crying. The man says to her, "What are you crying about, for Christ's sake.... You are still my sister


Bill - GI Pro, Hindle slip on, Smoked screen, ZX14 brakes.... Well, you feel lucky, punk? You shouldn't, this is a 10R
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What do a Redneck's divorce and a Torando have in common??



In the end someone is going to be loosing a trailer!!
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If you play a country song backwards what happens? You get your car back you get your wife back you get your dog back. Lol.

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One reddneck tells another hey man my wife ran off with my best friend. Then says man I miss my best friend.

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Redneck dog walks into a bar and says "who shot my paw" ?

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